Fuckwankle 

A time of despair when pronounced in a sad voice, but also a time of happiness when pronounced in a happy voice.

Oh Fuckwankle !!! - Bad
Awww Fuckwankle :D - Good

Fuckwankle by Ash Cain January 30, 2009

Fuckwaffle

Noun. - a person whose ability to process rational thought was compromised before birth, as a result of getting hit in the head by a penis repetitively while in the mother's womb during intercourse.

George is a fuckwaffle.

Fuckwaffle by gary_abusey February 21, 2019

Fucktangle 

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

Fucktangle by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fuckwacker

1. Someone that is a fuckwacker
2. Someone that fucks while wacking.
3. Someone that wacks while fucking.
4. A degenerate piece of shit shamelful among retards.
5. A person that rapes dead orifices against thier own will.
6. A necrophiliac.
7. A serial rapist on death row.
8. Matthew Hogan.

A fuckwacker was seen masturbating in public.

fuckwacker by Mike71414 July 15, 2008

Feckwanker 

A term typically used in Ireland denotes an idiot of sorts, a term for someone who you could not care less for

Jim: "hey paul why werent you at my birthday party last week??"

Paul: "oh it was your birthday..i didnt even care because you are such a Feckwanker"

Feckwanker by kingolo August 22, 2009

fuckhandles

Alternative name for pigtails

Ooh, I'd grab those fuckhandles and ride her all night.

fuckhandles by alexxander September 5, 2008

Fuckwank 

fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.

fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.

fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.

n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.

adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'

adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'

Fuckwank by hisssssss April 18, 2009