Noun. - a person whose ability to process rational thought was compromised before birth, as a result of getting hit in the head by a penis repetitively while in the mother's womb during intercourse.
1. Someone that is a fuckwacker
2. Someone that fucks while wacking.
3. Someone that wacks while fucking.
4. A degenerate piece of shit shamelful among retards.
5. A person that rapes dead orifices against thier own will.
6. A necrophiliac.
7. A serial rapist on death row.
8. Matthew Hogan.
fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.
fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.
fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.
n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.
adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'
adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You'retalking fuckwank!'