fuckwankerd 

when you are soo drunk you don't know what you did in the last 3 minutes

you go to the bar to get another jack n coke and 3 minutes later you say i havn't had a drink for about half an hour and get a double jack and coke. if this happens you are fuckwankerd

fuckwankerd by wiggie13 August 24, 2006

fuckwacker

1. Someone that is a fuckwacker
2. Someone that fucks while wacking.
3. Someone that wacks while fucking.
4. A degenerate piece of shit shamelful among retards.
5. A person that rapes dead orifices against thier own will.
6. A necrophiliac.
7. A serial rapist on death row.
8. Matthew Hogan.

A fuckwacker was seen masturbating in public.

fuckwacker by Mike71414 July 15, 2008

Feckwanker 

A term typically used in Ireland denotes an idiot of sorts, a term for someone who you could not care less for

Jim: "hey paul why werent you at my birthday party last week??"

Paul: "oh it was your birthday..i didnt even care because you are such a Feckwanker"

Feckwanker by kingolo August 22, 2009

Fuckwanked 

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

Fuckwanked by Tom April 26, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019