fuckwangle

To arrange sex, marital or otherwise via scheming or other underhanded methods.

"She told me not to worry about coming out for a few beers with you and not to rush home"...
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"

by Marash1979 April 7, 2024

Fuckwaffle

Noun. - a person whose ability to process rational thought was compromised before birth, as a result of getting hit in the head by a penis repetitively while in the mother's womb during intercourse.

George is a fuckwaffle.

by gary_abusey February 21, 2019

Fucktangle

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fuckhandles

Alternative name for pigtails

Ooh, I'd grab those fuckhandles and ride her all night.

by alexxander September 5, 2008

fuckbungler

Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.

I had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter fuckbungler.

by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015

fuckwangbuggershittingassheadinahole

a term of extreme frustration. said in a calm, tiredly pissed off voice with your eyes looking upward. it is one word and should be said like one word.

orginally from the movie "love actually"

"fuckwangbuggershittingassheadinahole, i am so behind on this project."

by talia March 14, 2005

Fucktangle

A love tringle that is doomed or sordid.

Oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her Mom. That is one mother of a fucktangle.

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010