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fuckwacker

1. Someone that is a fuckwacker
2. Someone that fucks while wacking.
3. Someone that wacks while fucking.
4. A degenerate piece of shit shamelful among retards.
5. A person that rapes dead orifices against thier own will.
6. A necrophiliac.
7. A serial rapist on death row.
8. Matthew Hogan.
A fuckwacker was seen masturbating in public.
fuckwacker by Mike71414 July 15, 2008

Feckwanker 

A term typically used in Ireland denotes an idiot of sorts, a term for someone who you could not care less for
Jim: "hey paul why werent you at my birthday party last week??"

Paul: "oh it was your birthday..i didnt even care because you are such a Feckwanker"
Feckwanker by kingolo August 22, 2009

Fuckwank 

fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.

fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.

fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.
n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.

adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'

adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'
Fuckwank by hisssssss April 18, 2009

fuckwashed 

a level of intoxication that is inappropriately excessive.
Mitch was so fuckwashed last night, he literally shit himself this morning because of it.
fuckwashed by ThatNihilistGuy November 17, 2010

fuckwankpissshitcunt 

An exclamation of pain and surprise when you stubb your toe or bang yourself on something.
FUCKWANKPISSSHITCUNT! Who put that fucking hammer there?
fuckwankpissshitcunt by JHQ May 13, 2005

Fuckwankle 

A time of despair when pronounced in a sad voice, but also a time of happiness when pronounced in a happy voice.
Oh Fuckwankle !!! - Bad
Awww Fuckwankle :D - Good
Fuckwankle by Ash Cain January 30, 2009