Fuckwank 

fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.

fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.

fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.

n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.

adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'

adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'

Fuckwank by hisssssss April 18, 2009

fuckwank 

basically a fucking wanker

get lost you stupid little fuckwank!

fuckwank by jintwin June 6, 2005

fuckwank 

1) Often used as an insult to people who force their presence upon you just because you know them.
2) General curse

1) Person with frinds: 'Get lost you fuckwank!'
2) 'Oh fuckwank! I got pwnd by a noob

fuckwank by Andrew Hudson May 11, 2008

Fuckwank 

Verb/Noun. Contrary to common wanking, hold the wanking hand still and fuck into it.

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"Try reverse wanking and fuckwanking to add a bit of variety."

Fuckwank by GabbyShag August 26, 2024

fuckwack 

A word used by nuke Submariners to describe a large amount of something. Used when the described amount is more than an asswack, shitwack, shit ton, ass ton, or even fuck ton.

Dude, get up there...they just put out a fuckwack of nuggets!

fuckwack by JoeTheSmag December 3, 2011

fuckwacker

1. Someone that is a fuckwacker
2. Someone that fucks while wacking.
3. Someone that wacks while fucking.
4. A degenerate piece of shit shamelful among retards.
5. A person that rapes dead orifices against thier own will.
6. A necrophiliac.
7. A serial rapist on death row.
8. Matthew Hogan.

A fuckwacker was seen masturbating in public.

fuckwacker by Mike71414 July 15, 2008

Feckwanker 

A term typically used in Ireland denotes an idiot of sorts, a term for someone who you could not care less for

Jim: "hey paul why werent you at my birthday party last week??"

Paul: "oh it was your birthday..i didnt even care because you are such a Feckwanker"

Feckwanker by kingolo August 22, 2009