Fuckwank

fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.

fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.

fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.

n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.

adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'

adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'

by hisssssss April 18, 2009

Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

by Tom April 26, 2004

fuckwank

basically a fucking wanker

get lost you stupid little fuckwank!

by jintwin June 01, 2005

fuckwank

1) Often used as an insult to people who force their presence upon you just because you know them.
2) General curse

1) Person with frinds: 'Get lost you fuckwank!'
2) 'Oh fuckwank! I got pwnd by a noob

by Andrew Hudson May 11, 2008

Fuckwank

Verb/Noun. Contrary to common wanking, hold the wanking hand still and fuck into it.

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"Try reverse wanking and fuckwanking to add a bit of variety."

by GabbyShag August 27, 2024