fueer 

A queer so gay that the word "queer" cant sum up their gayness. So you use the word "fueer".

CAUTION : Only use this word on a person that is amazingly gay.

Mason: "Fucking John is such a fueer."

fueer by beaucunt May 15, 2006

funeral drinking game 

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.

I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

funeral drinking game by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022

freere 

A word to describe the situation when there are many men in the same room jerking off.

Man 1: Woah, were you at that party last night?
Man 2: Nah man, what happened?
Man 1: There was a massive freere rally happening, and I won!
Man 2: Oh damn, I would of so beat you, if I was there.

freere by Jingowingo November 18, 2014

fubernucked 

Markiplier's version of SUPER FUCKED!

I'm fubernucked!

fubernucked by Sakaarason July 5, 2017

Freeranger 

Is a person who is part of a New Zealand group of badass women. Who band together and defy societal norms by practising the ideal values of; acceptance, freedom, understanding, independence, unconditional love and support.

“Did you see that chick dancing so free and wild? Yeah she must be a Freeranger”.

Freeranger by Dr Drake Ramore August 28, 2019

jamaican funeral 

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

freeroll 

A situation with no downside and a possible upside. Often used in poker to describe a free tournament in which real prizes can be won or a hand where players currently have the same rank hands, but one has a chance to improve and beat the other without reciprocal risk. Can also be used to describe any other life situation that conforms to the pattern.

"You playing freerolls again?" -"Yah, man. Guaranteed +EV."

"Jake and Derek were tied since they both had Ace-King, but because Jake had spades to match the two spades already out, he was freerollin' the flush."

"I threw my business card in the jar to try to win a catered lunch. I figured, 'Freeroll, why not??'"

freeroll by thecinimod October 19, 2007