fucky pants

a general exclamation of disappointment or irritation

oh fucky pants! I'm sorry I forgot your birthday!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Funky Pants

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.

Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Fuck me pants

Skin tight black pants worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the pants are skin tight, keeping little concealed.
Spandex is the traditional material, this signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these pants are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a halter top, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh boy, did you see that MILF with the fuck me pants on, she is ready to go!

by Anonymous December 25, 2003

Fuck me pants

Women's pants that have a zipper in the back for a quick and easy peel.

Check it out, she's wearing Fuck Me Pants!

by GWGW June 26, 2016

fuckpants

someone who is being a flat out meanie face cockmaster by either stealing something valuable, talking behind your back, etc... usually the person who needs to be cockslapped to teach them a lesson.

frank: that guy josh is a fuckpants
jonny: i know dude we should beat his ass
frank: thatll teach him to hit my girl

by scotty dotty October 9, 2006

Fuckpants

A person who is easy, a slut, a whore.

That girl I was with last night was a total fuckpants.

You fuckpants!

He's such a fuckpants.

by SabbathJustSabbath December 24, 2010

Fuckpants

When one's underwear remains entangled in their pants after both articles are hastily removed and thrown aside before sex.

After we nutted, we went to get dressed and found we both had fuckpants.

by Herb Kushman May 24, 2019