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someone who is being a flat out meanie face cockmaster by either stealing something valuable, talking behind your back, etc... usually the person who needs to be cockslapped to teach them a lesson.

frank: that guy josh is a fuckpants
jonny: i know dude we should beat his ass
frank: thatll teach him to hit my girl

fuckpants by scotty dotty October 9, 2006

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Fuckpants

A person who is easy, a slut, a whore.

That girl I was with last night was a total fuckpants.

You fuckpants!

He's such a fuckpants.

Fuckpants by SabbathJustSabbath December 24, 2010

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Fuckpants

When one's underwear remains entangled in their pants after both articles are hastily removed and thrown aside before sex.

After we nutted, we went to get dressed and found we both had fuckpants.

Fuckpants by Herb Kushman May 24, 2019

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fuckerpants

alternate fan-based name to the song titled "Prince Caspian" by Phish. This secondary moniker came about as an expression of displeasure upon hearing the song, which is arguably one of the weaker songs played in a typical Phish set (also known as a bathroom-break song). Origin is unclear, though came into popularity in fall/winter of 1997. Tapes and setlists circulated among the fans commonly have this song listed as Fuckerpants instead of Prince Caspian.
Useage of this moniker seems to be more prevalent per-capita among Phish tapers than the overall scene.

1. "Dude, set two was raging until they killed it with Fuckerpants."

2. David Bowie > Possum > fuckerpants, Frankenstein, Harry Hood

fuckerpants by GrampsMI March 22, 2009

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fuckpaint

Semen. The opaque white liquid that is ejaculated from the penis after climax.

Your sister swallowed my fuckpaint and loved it.

fuckpaint by biox December 27, 2005

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Fuckanese

The native language of the Fuckboy people, indigenous to the nation of Fuckboynia.

"I was tryna talk to dis nigga, but couldn't understand his azz, he wuz speakin' Fuckanese. I don't understand that shit nigga, I'm from Realniggalia."

Fuckanese by wazamfam May 26, 2015

fuckantry

One that's always in the middle or on the front line for some BS.

Hey, what's up with your friend always in the middle of something? Everytime I turn around he's always on the front line for some bs...what is he, an active duty, fulltime fuckantry?

fuckantry by Nighn'Jii December 4, 2019

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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