fuckpants

someone who is being a flat out meanie face cockmaster by either stealing something valuable, talking behind your back, etc... usually the person who needs to be cockslapped to teach them a lesson.

frank: that guy josh is a fuckpants
jonny: i know dude we should beat his ass
frank: thatll teach him to hit my girl

by scotty dotty October 9, 2006

Fuckpants

A person who is easy, a slut, a whore.

That girl I was with last night was a total fuckpants.

You fuckpants!

He's such a fuckpants.

by SabbathJustSabbath December 24, 2010

Fuckpants

When one's underwear remains entangled in their pants after both articles are hastily removed and thrown aside before sex.

After we nutted, we went to get dressed and found we both had fuckpants.

by Herb Kushman May 24, 2019

fuckerpants

alternate fan-based name to the song titled "Prince Caspian" by Phish. This secondary moniker came about as an expression of displeasure upon hearing the song, which is arguably one of the weaker songs played in a typical Phish set (also known as a bathroom-break song). Origin is unclear, though came into popularity in fall/winter of 1997. Tapes and setlists circulated among the fans commonly have this song listed as Fuckerpants instead of Prince Caspian.
Useage of this moniker seems to be more prevalent per-capita among Phish tapers than the overall scene.

1. "Dude, set two was raging until they killed it with Fuckerpants."

2. David Bowie > Possum > fuckerpants, Frankenstein, Harry Hood

by GrampsMI March 22, 2009

fuckpaint

Semen. The opaque white liquid that is ejaculated from the penis after climax.

Your sister swallowed my fuckpaint and loved it.

by biox December 27, 2005

Fuckanese

The native language of the Fuckboy people, indigenous to the nation of Fuckboynia.

"I was tryna talk to dis nigga, but couldn't understand his azz, he wuz speakin' Fuckanese. I don't understand that shit nigga, I'm from Realniggalia."

by wazamfam May 26, 2015

fuckantry

One that's always in the middle or on the front line for some BS.

Hey, what's up with your friend always in the middle of something? Everytime I turn around he's always on the front line for some bs...what is he, an active duty, fulltime fuckantry?

by Nighn'Jii December 4, 2019