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fuckitry 

a word to describe a case of the fuck its
SASHA WAS TRYING TO ARGUE THAT FUCKERY MEANT FUCK IT WHEN IN FACT THE CORRECT WORD IS FUCKITRY SO BIG DICK DADDY PUT HER ON HER KNEES JUST THE WAY SHE LIKED TO BE AND CAME UP WITH A NEW WORD THE SHE COULD DEFINE GURGLTRY AS HER MAKE UP RAN DOWN HER FACE AND DROOL RAN OFF HER CHIN FROM HER BIG DICK MAN GAVE HER EVERY LAST INCH REPEATEDLY DOWN HER THROAT
fuckitry by SashasBDD December 3, 2020
Words you can keep

fuckity shit 

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.
**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”
fuckity shit by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck 

When shit happens and you need to vent.
Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

fuckity fucking fuck 

The better way of saying "fuck"
HOLY FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?

fuckitybye 

a different way of saying goodbye to someone over the phone irritably
example
Congratulations on your baby ....... alright Fuckitybye!
fuckitybye by MalcolmTucker December 3, 2014
Used to enhance and bring more emphasis to the word,"Fuck"or a phrase in which said word is contained therein.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

Fucking fuckity fuck it!
You can just fuckity fuck off!
Fuckity by Momma eww May 22, 2017

fuckity crapwad 

a word i use like any other expletive. been replaced with "fudgesicle" at work.
"fuckity crapwad! the cat knocked over that vase!"
fuckity crapwad by Saerah June 30, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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