fuckwheat

Derogatory term derived from the similarly derogatory fuckwad and buckwheat.

Yo, fuckwheat! Move your damn Honda!

by Greg H July 01, 2005

Fuckwheat farm

The sexual terminology to describe the female pubic bush.

I whip out my Zippo, set her fuckwheat farm of fire, and extinguish the flames with my gorilla juice.

by TheManOfManySurprises March 13, 2011