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fuckwheat

Derogatory term derived from the similarly derogatory fuckwad and buckwheat.
Yo, fuckwheat! Move your damn Honda!
by Greg H July 1, 2005
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Fuckwheat farm

The sexual terminology to describe the female pubic bush.
I whip out my Zippo, set her fuckwheat farm of fire, and extinguish the flames with my gorilla juice.
by TheManOfManySurprises March 13, 2011
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FUCKHEADS

Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.
I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.
by jpg3 December 3, 2010
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fuckweasel

a person who behaves in a sneaky manner to try and create favourable circumstances for themselves, or to cover their tracks, quite often at the expense of others. They use weasel-words to try and make a story sound in their favour whilst never directly lying, usually by leaving out key details such as who actually did a piece of work.

A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;

Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."

The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.

A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
My manager asked me to stay back last night and finish some content. When I came in this morning I found out that he had sent an email out early to the department saying it was finished and I spotted someone in the coffee point thanking him. I wasn't even mentioned. What a fuckweasel!
by the_manager August 19, 2013
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Fuckmeat

Ever since he wore a Fuck Meat shirt. Misfits fans are now referring to Doyle Von Frankenstein as Fuckmeat.
by Mr. Mojo Resin June 24, 2017
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hillbilly fucksweat

When a man of poor breeding, nonexistent hygiene, and inadequate social skills sweats through his 2nd hand clothes or NASCAR related garments then rings it out in public for all to witness in horror.
Location Brickyard 500: Dear god man do you see that Mongoloid ring out his hillbilly fucksweat in the grandstand!!
by Muffy Strong July 27, 2012
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fuckhead

fuckhead one who is a fuck and a shithead used when shithead alone is not offensive enough and stronger profanity is acceptable and you are not afraid to call someone a really foul name
dude wheres my goddamn fleets fuckhead

man i have not seen your goddamn fleets and i dont know what you are talking about fuckhead

dude you fuckhead you where the last one to see my goddamn fleets

man you better back off or youre gonna see more than goddamn fleets fuckhead

dude are threatening me

yes man im threatening you back off

wow dude youre really uptight

what do you expect fuckhead

wow dude i get you
by littlejimmie March 21, 2019
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