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Fucksheath 

A synonym of the word condom, which is a rubber *sock* which covers your cock while fucking. The most commonly used method on contraception after anus as it can be hidden in many places such as:
1)in pant pockets
2)in shirt pockets
3)in coat pockets
4)in wallets
5)in shoes
6)under a cap
7)between the penis and the testicles(for a male
8)between beaver-flaps(labii)
9)in a condom box
10)in your mouth
11)already on your penis.

A fucksheath can also be used in many other uses other than a contraceptive, such as:
1)a jizz-bucket
2)a baloon
3)a water baloon
4)a hat
5)a projectile
6)a term paper
Jane:"Did you bring the fucksheath?"
Joe:"Dammit!FML."

Jack:"Why are you walking funny like that, John?"
John:"I've got my fucksheath already on my cock in case shit happens."
Jack: "Don't worry. Sally wouldn't actually take a dump on your dick, man."
John:"..."
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hillbilly fucksweat 

When a man of poor breeding, nonexistent hygiene, and inadequate social skills sweats through his 2nd hand clothes or NASCAR related garments then rings it out in public for all to witness in horror.
Location Brickyard 500: Dear god man do you see that Mongoloid ring out his hillbilly fucksweat in the grandstand!!

fuckdeath 

Fuckdeath is where you are fucked to death by anal sex like Justin Bieber should
shit bomb is 10,000 times better happening to you than fuckdeath
fuckdeath by JOJONATOR BALLz November 27, 2013
Derogatory term derived from the similarly derogatory fuckwad and buckwheat.
Yo, fuckwheat! Move your damn Honda!
fuckwheat by Greg H July 1, 2005

fuckbreath 

Where ones breath smells of/after the process of fucking.
"Get out of my face Dave you fuckbreath"
fuckbreath by Shaun Walker September 16, 2006

Fuckwheat farm 

The sexual terminology to describe the female pubic bush.
I whip out my Zippo, set her fuckwheat farm of fire, and extinguish the flames with my gorilla juice.

fucksweat 

The sweat that results from having a good fuck. Sweat can be particularly prevalent from the head, thus soaking your hair. When said fucksweat dries, particularly in long hair, it can result in a tousled look, but in a crazy way. Like you were just fucked.
I am debating whether or not I want to wash my hair after getting fucked, so I'll be able to smell the essence of the dried fucksweat in my hair at work tomorrow.
fucksweat by vampysleuth November 12, 2010