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Fuckheat 

The condition of not needing covers or clothing after fucking despite chilly conditions.
We didn't bother with the covers, the fuckheat kept us warm inside the cold apartment.
Fuckheat by Clutch21 January 24, 2010
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FUCKHEADS 

Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.
I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.
FUCKHEADS by jpg3 December 3, 2010

Fuckmeat 

Ever since he wore a Fuck Meat shirt. Misfits fans are now referring to Doyle Von Frankenstein as Fuckmeat.
Fuckmeat by Mr. Mojo Resin June 24, 2017

fuckhead 

fuckhead one who is a fuck and a shithead used when shithead alone is not offensive enough and stronger profanity is acceptable and you are not afraid to call someone a really foul name
dude wheres my goddamn fleets fuckhead

man i have not seen your goddamn fleets and i dont know what you are talking about fuckhead

dude you fuckhead you where the last one to see my goddamn fleets

man you better back off or youre gonna see more than goddamn fleets fuckhead

dude are threatening me

yes man im threatening you back off

wow dude youre really uptight

what do you expect fuckhead

wow dude i get you
fuckhead by littlejimmie March 21, 2019

Dildo Fuckhead

FAILURE. One so depraved, believed to have sprouted from the murder hole-a person so pathetic. One who fails at everything. Furthermore inclined to take it in the ass by strange Craigslist dudes in a van behind 7-11. Additionally, one who is unable to complete simple tasks and shirks every responsibility. A ne'er do anything. A constant emotional, physical and financial drain on all, society in general. A dildo fuckhead is one who's bathing and hygienic practices are unknown. A person who smells like butt rape, soiled clothes and big foots dick. A dildo fuckhead is a truly vile person who's chance encounter will leave you with scarred visions and emotional trauma.
Craig stop being such a dildo fuckhead! I'm gonna hose you down and fuck you in the street.

Alexis that dude Aaron is a dildo fuckhead, how could you touch that thing!
Dildo Fuckhead by SocietyHouse January 13, 2010

fuckheadedness 

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.
This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.
fuckheadedness by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Fuckheadery 

Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).
Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.
Fuckheadery by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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