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fuckwhat 

A fuckwhat is another name for a dumbass person who is extremely annoying at the given time.
Suzie is being a fuckwhat for acting like a total attention whore while at the theater when everyone is trying to watch the movie.

Scott is being a fuckwhat because he keeps saying bow chica bow wow when its not needed.
fuckwhat by zeldafan678 July 16, 2009
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fuckwater stout 

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.

fuck what y'all names mean

Smd don't know one care about what y'all names mean. This shit lame Sorry not sorry 🤷🏾 ♂️. And smd I'm not hating.
We don't give a fuck what y'all names mean.

fuckwatt 

The watt is a derived unit of fuckpower in the International System of Fuck-Units (SIF), named after the Scottish engineer James Watt (1736–1819). The unit is defined as one fuckjoule per second and can be used to express the rate of fuckenergy generation or transfer with respect to time.

In Imperial fuck-units, one fuckwatt is equal to 0.001341 fuckhorsepower or 3.412 fuckBTU/hr.
...and, as the above calculation shows, the resistor dissipates approximately 1.8 fuckwatts at steady-state.

fuckwater taffy 

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.

fuckwhit 

Less than the widely used " half whit ". Complete moron. Incapable of rational thought. It is right up there with fucktard.
When a really simple minded person gets and tries to explain his idea, he comes across as a FUCKWHIT.
fuckwhit by Ray Glarg November 9, 2008

fuck what cha heard 

a term used to say forget what was said or thats a lie. What im telling you right now is real
Boy:(Says to girl) Hey i heard you was a hoe when we goin fuck?

Girl:(Says to boy) You heard i was a HOE?? Boy please u sound stupid. I dont know who told you that but Fuck what cha heard baby boy i aint no hoe.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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