fuckuum 

A period of time, seemingly interminable, when you are devoid of sexual partners and sexual contact.

Car: So, you and Steve still haven't hooked up?
Stacy: No, not yet - it's like we're in a fuckuum!

fuckuum by carrieparker January 11, 2008

fuckuum cleaner 

Fuckuum cleaner is a sex position in which the receptionist acts as if she/he is a vacuum cleaner.

Be my fuckuum cleaner. 🌬

fuckuum cleaner by 🅰️ January 16, 2022

fuckdumb friend 

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.

"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."

fuckdumb friend by dkf June 5, 2009

fuckumental

A monumental fuck up.

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."

fuckumental by The Don 74 February 15, 2017

Fuckum 

short form of the term "Fuck them" or "Fuck 'em" shortened to one word.

They want a gram for $2? Fuckum!

Fuckum by Kaj Hiryun December 9, 2012

fuckumentary

a video about sex pertaining to a certain type of sexual act and including many many examples of that act

man that fuckumentary about gangbangs made my girlfriend into a slut

fuckumentary by davidwating August 12, 2003

fuckums 

Fuckums..word used to express your mood. When everything goes wrong. When Fucked off with yourself. Cant be bothered.

Fed up with work, situation. To have the 'Fuckums" with all, everyone around. to be in a bad mood.

Have you got the Fuckums with me? I have the Fuckums at work today. Got no money..got the fuckums!

fuckums by Youtha Joyce March 23, 2008