fuckuum

A period of time, seemingly interminable, when you are devoid of sexual partners and sexual contact.

Car: So, you and Steve still haven't hooked up?
Stacy: No, not yet - it's like we're in a fuckuum!

by carrieparker January 11, 2008

fuckuum cleaner

Fuckuum cleaner is a sex position in which the receptionist acts as if she/he is a vacuum cleaner.

Be my fuckuum cleaner. 🌬

by 🅰️ January 16, 2022