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fuckuum cleaner 

Fuckuum cleaner is a sex position in which the receptionist acts as if she/he is a vacuum cleaner.
Be my fuckuum cleaner. 🌬
fuckuum cleaner by 🅰️ January 16, 2022

fuckdumb friend 

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.
"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."
fuckdumb friend by dkf June 5, 2009

fuckumental

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."
fuckumental by The Don 74 February 15, 2017
short form of the term "Fuck them" or "Fuck 'em" shortened to one word.
They want a gram for $2? Fuckum!
Fuckum by Kaj Hiryun December 9, 2012

fuckumentary

a video about sex pertaining to a certain type of sexual act and including many many examples of that act
man that fuckumentary about gangbangs made my girlfriend into a slut
fuckumentary by davidwating August 12, 2003
Fuckums..word used to express your mood. When everything goes wrong. When Fucked off with yourself. Cant be bothered.
Fed up with work, situation. To have the 'Fuckums" with all, everyone around. to be in a bad mood.

Have you got the Fuckums with me? I have the Fuckums at work today. Got no money..got the fuckums!
fuckums by Youtha Joyce March 23, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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