fuckuum

A period of time, seemingly interminable, when you are devoid of sexual partners and sexual contact.

Car: So, you and Steve still haven't hooked up?
Stacy: No, not yet - it's like we're in a fuckuum!

by carrieparker January 11, 2008

fuckuum cleaner

Fuckuum cleaner is a sex position in which the receptionist acts as if she/he is a vacuum cleaner.

Be my fuckuum cleaner. 🌬

by 🅰️ January 16, 2022

fuckdumb friend

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.

"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."

by dkf June 5, 2009

fuckumental

A monumental fuck up.

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."

by The Don 74 February 15, 2017

Fuckum

short form of the term "Fuck them" or "Fuck 'em" shortened to one word.

They want a gram for $2? Fuckum!

by Kaj Hiryun December 9, 2012

fuckumentary

a video about sex pertaining to a certain type of sexual act and including many many examples of that act

man that fuckumentary about gangbangs made my girlfriend into a slut

by davidwating August 12, 2003

fuckums

Fuckums..word used to express your mood. When everything goes wrong. When Fucked off with yourself. Cant be bothered.

Fed up with work, situation. To have the 'Fuckums" with all, everyone around. to be in a bad mood.

Have you got the Fuckums with me? I have the Fuckums at work today. Got no money..got the fuckums!

by Youtha Joyce March 23, 2008