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fuckdumb friend 

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.
"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."
fuckdumb friend by dkf June 5, 2009
Usually someone who looks after a Manchild in a relationship, cares for every aspect for their life and supports them in every way, shape or form. Without said Manchild doing anything because they enjoy being coddled and having shit handed to them without having to work for it.

More often than not, the woman's partner does not have their shit together and is often immature and an unlikeable asshole. Usually plays Warhammer and has bad BO.
"My sister is so and so's Fuckmommy because he can't be fucked working and she's so desperate for a boyfriend she won't tell him to get his shit together"
Fuckmommy by CodenameMars September 2, 2021

fuckdammit

exclaimation of great misfortune.

first used when i dropped a bottle of indian ink on a carpet and came out of my mouth without any cognitive effort on my part. It literally invented itself and has since been well worth the cost of some hardwood flooring.

(face it, 'gosh darn it, ive ruined another carpet' -it's just never gonna happen.)
youve scratched my car fuckdammit.
fuckdammit by Primer Grey November 17, 2004

fuckdammit

a combination of "fuck" and dammit" used in extreme frustration or depression
parents: son u got straight F's on your report card
son: fuckdammit....
fuckdammit by AlmostDeadly November 14, 2004

fuckdumb 

A pejorative of limited usage, only having impact when used unintentionally, typically by the intoxicated.
See also dumbfuck, dumbfuckery.
After she stumbled out of her bedroom this morning, Beverly called me a "fuckdumb" and went back to sleep.
fuckdumb by T. Strange May 29, 2003
When you sleep over at a friends house and they roll out the big inflatable air mattress Aerobed and cram it into the spare room. It's 2-3 feet off the ground (you know, the really big ones) and just barely fits into the room. It looked like one of those jumpy's that kids get for birthday parties in the culdesac.
"My girlfriend and I were visiting a friend out of state, and they put us up in the spare room with the inflatable Aerobed mattress. We turned that thing into a fuckjumpy!"
fuckjumpy by Dubble Trubble August 18, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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