fuckdummy

Dumb ass fuck boy

A1 nugget is a g and you are a fuckdummy

fuckdummy by Klu klux klan September 28, 2014

fuckdumb friend 

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.

"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."

fuckdumb friend by dkf June 5, 2009

Fuckmommy

Usually someone who looks after a Manchild in a relationship, cares for every aspect for their life and supports them in every way, shape or form. Without said Manchild doing anything because they enjoy being coddled and having shit handed to them without having to work for it.

More often than not, the woman's partner does not have their shit together and is often immature and an unlikeable asshole. Usually plays Warhammer and has bad BO.

"My sister is so and so's Fuckmommy because he can't be fucked working and she's so desperate for a boyfriend she won't tell him to get his shit together"

Fuckmommy by CodenameMars September 2, 2021

fuckdammit

exclaimation of great misfortune.

first used when i dropped a bottle of indian ink on a carpet and came out of my mouth without any cognitive effort on my part. It literally invented itself and has since been well worth the cost of some hardwood flooring.

(face it, 'gosh darn it, ive ruined another carpet' -it's just never gonna happen.)

youve scratched my car fuckdammit.

fuckdammit by Primer Grey November 17, 2004

fuckdammit

a combination of "fuck" and dammit" used in extreme frustration or depression

parents: son u got straight F's on your report card
son: fuckdammit....

fuckdammit by AlmostDeadly November 14, 2004

fuckdumb 

A pejorative of limited usage, only having impact when used unintentionally, typically by the intoxicated.
See also dumbfuck, dumbfuckery.

After she stumbled out of her bedroom this morning, Beverly called me a "fuckdumb" and went back to sleep.

fuckdumb by T. Strange May 29, 2003

fuckjumpy

When you sleep over at a friends house and they roll out the big inflatable air mattress Aerobed and cram it into the spare room. It's 2-3 feet off the ground (you know, the really big ones) and just barely fits into the room. It looked like one of those jumpy's that kids get for birthday parties in the culdesac.

"My girlfriend and I were visiting a friend out of state, and they put us up in the spare room with the inflatable Aerobed mattress. We turned that thing into a fuckjumpy!"

fuckjumpy by Dubble Trubble August 18, 2007