fuckumentary

a video about sex pertaining to a certain type of sexual act and including many many examples of that act

man that fuckumentary about gangbangs made my girlfriend into a slut

by davidwating August 12, 2003

Fuckyoumentary

1.) Any made-for-TV "special bulletin broadcast" that proves the gullibility and stupidity of the viewing audience by making them think that what they're hearing and seeing is real.

2.) Any purposely made fake documentary meant to fool the audience. IE: "This is Spinal Tap!"

3.) Any "hoax-within-a-hoax" reality show where the contestants are scammed into thinking they stand a chance to win a fortune, marry the girl-or-guy of their dreams, and/or perform some great achievement. In the end, of course, they get nothing. This time, the viewing audience is "in on it."

Many younger viewers thoght that "This is Spinal Tap!" was a real documentary. It was, in reality, just a colossal "fuckyoumentary" foisted on the audience.

by Ozymandius July 9, 2009

fuckumental

A monumental fuck up.

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."

by The Don 74 February 15, 2017

suckumentary

A film (documentary)about people who suck. Like a movie, except boring.

"I think I'm gonna create my own genre- the Suckumentary." -Tibby Rollins The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pant

by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

Fockumentary

Noun- A fake documentary, similar to a mockumentary in that a mockumentary is based on actual events that people currently take part in but is scripted i.e a dog show, a concert, a beauty pageant, where as a fockumentary differs in that it is based on a completely fabricated premise i.e. speed dating with toads claiming to be princes

Brick Madness is a fockumentary being filmed in the Fall of this year.

by Nikewings March 30, 2011

Fakumentary

So-called reality shows that show nothing remotely close to reality.

The Real Housewives of Orange County is anything but reality, unless they're showing average women its nothing but a fakumentary.

by robbane February 4, 2009

frockumentary

front pocket documentary: a video recorded in one's frocket (usually secretly, sometimes just unknowingly).

"That frockumentary took up a bunch of my phone's storage and battery!"
"I forgot to turn off the flash before I frockumented my encounter with the boss."

by mattts126 May 21, 2017