Ghost chub

A suspected hard-on (but not confirmed or confirmable i.e. the suspect is clothed.)

<M>OMG, Zeke has been making out with Car for the last hour and a half!
<B>w00t! Ghost chub!

by carrieparker November 15, 2007

Harboring a Wookie

Having an overabundance of body and/or facial hair.

<Zeke> OMG I just cleaned out my shaver: it looks like I was harboring a Wookie!

by carrieparker November 15, 2007

harboring a wookie

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

by carrieparker December 30, 2008

ghost chub

A suspected (but not verified) hard-on.
Making out without sex almost always produces a ghost chub.

Zeke and Marie were making out: what do you want to bet Zeke's got ghost chub?

by carrieparker December 30, 2008

flautulence

Flatulance gotten specifically from, and/or smelling of, flautas.

<Q> OMG, who is stinking up the place???
<A> Zeke is; he had mexican food for lunch; now he's got serious flautulence!

by carrieparker December 24, 2008

fuckuum

A period of time, seemingly interminable, when you are devoid of sexual partners and sexual contact.

Car: So, you and Steve still haven't hooked up?
Stacy: No, not yet - it's like we're in a fuckuum!

by carrieparker January 11, 2008