Definitions by 🅰️

AR glasses

Eyewear with hidden assault rifles within

Hey, glasshole, look at my AR glasses! -Oh noes, please don't, aaaaaah.

AR glasses by 🅰️ May 23, 2026

Starlinkgrad

A sprawling, de facto digital city formed by the sheer density of Starlink users in a given area — typically a remote region, rural community, or off-grid settlement where satellite internet has become the social and economic backbone of daily life. Like Stalingrad, it is vast, fiercely defended, and nearly impossible to dislodge once established.

My uncle's farm is in the middle of nowhere Montana, but between him, his neighbors, and the local hunting lodge, they've basically built a Starlinkgrad out there. They're running Discord servers, streaming 4K, and running a podcast. Elon owns that valley now.

Starlinkgrad by 🅰️ May 13, 2026

Starlinkgrad

Soviet satellite system ☭ 🛰️ /ˈstæl.ɪn.ɡræd/

I'ma try out the Starlinkgrad online service.

Starlinkgrad by 🅰️ May 13, 2026

Clark Tashkent

Central Asia's own Superman

cf. Clark Kent and the capital city of Uzbekistan, Tashkent/Toshkent

Is it a✈️? Is it a🐦? No, is Clark Tashkent! 🇺🇿

Clark Tashkent by 🅰️ April 15, 2026

urban supremacy

City dwelling looking down on rural, exurban, and suburban dwelling

Give way, hillbillies, for urban supremacy!

urban supremacy by 🅰️ March 15, 2026

urban supremacist

City dweller looking down on rural, exurban, and suburban dwellers

Give way, hillbillies — here comes an urban supremacist!

urban supremacist by 🅰️ March 15, 2026

Taylor IBAN

Taylor Swift's doppelgänger

Taylor Swift? More like Taylor IBAN; that gig is expensive AF. 🤑

Taylor IBAN by 🅰️ March 14, 2026