Fuckjump

The mental gymnastics required to bridge the reality between what she looks like in your head vs actual appearance in order to reach orgasm when fucking.

Dude, that chick last night was so ugly I had to make 5 fuckjumps to nut!!

by Whitetriton January 22, 2022

fuckpump

a women used for sex

Anna is one hell of a fuckpump

by theuberdick March 7, 2005

fuckjumpy

When you sleep over at a friends house and they roll out the big inflatable air mattress Aerobed and cram it into the spare room. It's 2-3 feet off the ground (you know, the really big ones) and just barely fits into the room. It looked like one of those jumpy's that kids get for birthday parties in the culdesac.

"My girlfriend and I were visiting a friend out of state, and they put us up in the spare room with the inflatable Aerobed mattress. We turned that thing into a fuckjumpy!"

by Dubble Trubble August 18, 2007

fuckpump

noun: a husband, someone who shoves his penis in a vagina

I gotta go home and make dinner for the fuckpump.

by Climax Queen March 30, 2004

fuckump

When Donald Trump fucks up at life, it is referred to as a fuckump.

Example 1:
Person one: How many fuckumps have we had this week?
Person two: Too many fuckumps to count.

by Mischievousmonkey July 17, 2017

Fuckpump

1. An insult usually made quickly in a fit of rage at someone who has seriously angered you.

2. Another name for a penis pump

1. You cunting fuckpump!!!
2. Honey why don't you get the fuckpump and we can have some fun?

by "Cunting Fuckpump" March 30, 2017