davidwating's definitions

smastermurder

butchering someone while they are still living and then using thier own intestinal byproducts to end their worthless existance and waste of my resources.

god knows how many people from shadle i have smastermurdered.
fucking bitch ill smastermurder you.

by davidwating October 9, 2003

wright mushies

simply the best magic mushies on the market cuzzle

man those wright mushies fucked me up for 18 hours ... it was great

by davidwating October 5, 2003

smasterfuck

the best sex possible.

wow i picked up this hot crackhead last night i smasterfucked her in my backseat for $3
it was awesome

by davidwating October 5, 2003

herpesface

a thouroghly ugly person you feel the need to feed a bullet too
catholic style

brandon is such a herpesface

by davidwating October 3, 2003

cocktowel

a towel used to clean cocks

that towel
i used it on my cock

by davidwating September 4, 2003

fuckpile

a pile of fuck
a tangled mass of horny people engaged in a clusterfuck
often followed with a cleansing cycle provided by a fuck mop

man that fuckpile last night was so fucked up
i think i saw your mom in it
and afterwards your sister got out the fuckmop and cleaned that nasty shit up

by davidwating August 13, 2003

fuckumentary

a video about sex pertaining to a certain type of sexual act and including many many examples of that act

man that fuckumentary about gangbangs made my girlfriend into a slut

by davidwating August 12, 2003