davidwating's definitions

herpesface

a thouroghly ugly person you feel the need to feed a bullet too
catholic style

brandon is such a herpesface

by davidwating October 3, 2003

wright mushies

simply the best magic mushies on the market cuzzle

man those wright mushies fucked me up for 18 hours ... it was great

by davidwating October 5, 2003

cocktowel

a towel used to clean cocks

that towel
i used it on my cock

by davidwating September 4, 2003

smastermurder

butchering someone while they are still living and then using thier own intestinal byproducts to end their worthless existance and waste of my resources.

god knows how many people from shadle i have smastermurdered.
fucking bitch ill smastermurder you.

by davidwating October 9, 2003

fuckumentary

a video about sex pertaining to a certain type of sexual act and including many many examples of that act

man that fuckumentary about gangbangs made my girlfriend into a slut

by davidwating August 12, 2003

fuckmop

a mop which is used for cleansing of fuck... also a derogitory statement aimed at either sex to lower their self esteem or genrally lead to thier desire to end thier own lives.

i fucking hate you you dirty fuckmop

by davidwating July 25, 2003

smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on

man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?

by davidwating August 10, 2003