Fucktating 

A verb referring to a decision you've made that will lead to you being "fucked; hating my/your life".

It is much more devastating than a simple FML will cover. Simply fucking your life is nowhere near as bad as being fucked; hating your life. A simple FML can be overcome with beer or weed.

"What have you been up to since high school?"---"Living in my parents basement fucktating."

"If I decide to work here for two more years under that psycho bitch I'm going to be fucktating."

Fucktating by dirtymoneybatman September 20, 2012

Fucktangular

An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.

Did you hear what's happening in the Middle East?

Yeah, its fucktangular

Fucktangular by lolersaurus December 4, 2018

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

Fucktangular by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

Fucktangle 

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

Fucktangle by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fucktangular

Adj.

Of or pertaining to a complicated situation in multiple unpleasant and/or difficult ways.

"Wow, all this school drama is so fucktangular."
"The U.S. government is running just fucktangularly!"

fucktangular by Killerkween December 4, 2018

fucktationship 

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.

The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

fucktationship by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008

Fuckstrating 

Fucking frustrating.

It was bad enough that my car stalled in the snow and the snow became a blizzard. When my hands fell off and I had to put snow chains on with bloody stumps, the whole process became so fuckstrating that I lied down in the road and had my head smashed by an oncoming truck rather than live through one more second of this excercise in futility.

Fuckstrating by cowboytronic December 27, 2005