fucktubes 

A simple expletive often used when something goes horribly awry, often at the worst of times, and not aimed at a person specifically. Considered similar to bollocks or shit but with more comedy effect.

Employee #1: Oh...fucktubes!

Employee #2: What?

Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.

Employee #2: So?

Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.

Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!

fucktubes by dogsounds September 12, 2007

Fucktober 

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.

I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.

Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Fucktober 

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”

Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!

Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

fucktober 

The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.

"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."

fucktober by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015

Fuckubus 

A person who fucks you out of your plans, makes things go wrong, drains your energy, or uses you for whatever aspect until you no longer have what they want.

We were going camping until that fuckubus slashed the tires on my RV.

It turns out, my wife is quite the fuckubus.

So-and-so is a fuckubus because he used me for a place to stay.

Fuckubus by mondon October 9, 2017

fuckpubes

1)fuckpubes are pubes that get torn off while having a fuck.they can also be the pubic hairs that you shave off before or after a fuck for hygenic reasons.

2)a word to use when annoyed.

eg.dropped a gllass of wine on th carpet "o fuckpubes!!"

fuckpubes by WISEchineeseWOMAN April 26, 2009

fucktuous 

A plump, stumptuous girl who is fuck-able and promiscuous. Won't shy away from a fuck almost ever. Even with a total stranger who she has met in a chat room 15 minutes ago.

I met a totally fuctuous girl in a chat room. We fucked in fifteen minutes from meeting.

Fuck you for being fucktuous!

fucktuous by Sulttaani May 15, 2009