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fuckless fuck
An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.
It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.
fuckless fuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
Related Words
fucktress • fuckress • fuckression • fuckstress • funktress • Mother Fuctress • fuckness • fuckless • Fuckcess • fucklessness
Fuckcess
Fuckcess by HUMAN zoologist January 31, 2010
Give a fuckness
Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012
fuckless wonder
A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.
fuckless wonder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019
The Fuckness
The Fuckness by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009
Fucklessandra
Name for a bitch, cunt, fat chick, whore, skank, or any other derogitory female slang. Specifically for girls who act like they can get all the men they want but really can't.
Origin :
A girl with a shitty name like Alessandra
acts like she's the shit
but it really Fuck-less.
Hence, Fucklessandra.
Origin :
A girl with a shitty name like Alessandra
acts like she's the shit
but it really Fuck-less.
Hence, Fucklessandra.
You : Look at that bitchy whore over there!
Friend : Can you say Fucklessandra?
Fucklessandra : Oops, I forgot my panties! Everyone don't look! Well, ok, look.
Friend : Can you say Fucklessandra?
Fucklessandra : Oops, I forgot my panties! Everyone don't look! Well, ok, look.
Fucklessandra by Hunniton May 15, 2009
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