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fuckture 

to get a punchured and fractured body part
im going to fuckture your face
fuckture by Hannah o. October 8, 2011
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Fuckturnal

The definition given for people who stay up all night and have kinky amazing sex!!
Dam Paddy, I could hear you pounding Lizas pussy all night!!! You are both a pair of fuckturnal animals!!!!
Fuckturnal by The Ruffler November 16, 2011

fuckturd 

fucking turd. usually used to describe someone who sucks.
Good god you fuckturd!
fuckturd by swankpie April 28, 2004
An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.
Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!
fucksure by angry chickens May 27, 2010

fuckturd 

Someone who is a Fuckin Shit, worse than a Fucktard, because they do stupid stuff that hurts others and they know it and refuse to accept it
Blend of Fuck "You stupid Fuck" and Turd "You mate, are a Turd!" so someone who meets both criteria can be succinctly summed up in one word and one phrase... They are not worth the extra effort or energy expended in saying two

Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...
fuckturd by Kenny Kat January 18, 2012

FuckTurtle 

Cranky, your being a real fuckturtle today
FuckTurtle by LanceIsLit March 12, 2023

fucktube 

His dick slid easily inside her soppy wet fucktube until she was sitting on his balls.
fucktube by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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