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Fuckturnal

The definition given for people who stay up all night and have kinky amazing sex!!
Dam Paddy, I could hear you pounding Lizas pussy all night!!! You are both a pair of fuckturnal animals!!!!
Fuckturnal by The Ruffler November 16, 2011

fuckturd 

fucking turd. usually used to describe someone who sucks.
Good god you fuckturd!
fuckturd by swankpie April 28, 2004
An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.
Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!
fucksure by angry chickens May 27, 2010

fuckturd 

Someone who is a Fuckin Shit, worse than a Fucktard, because they do stupid stuff that hurts others and they know it and refuse to accept it
Blend of Fuck "You stupid Fuck" and Turd "You mate, are a Turd!" so someone who meets both criteria can be succinctly summed up in one word and one phrase... They are not worth the extra effort or energy expended in saying two

Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...
fuckturd by Kenny Kat January 18, 2012

FuckTurtle 

Cranky, your being a real fuckturtle today
FuckTurtle by LanceIsLit March 12, 2023

fucktube 

His dick slid easily inside her soppy wet fucktube until she was sitting on his balls.
fucktube by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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