A plump, stumptuous girl who is fuck-able and promiscuous. Won't shy away from a fuck almost ever. Even with a total stranger who she has met in a chat room 15 minutes ago.
I met a totally fuctuous girl in a chat room. We fucked in fifteen minutes from meeting.
Fuck you for being fucktuous!
Fuck you for being fucktuous!
by Sulttaani May 15, 2009
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A holiday where the point is to get as fucked up as you possibly can.
From: Hipster variant of Seinfeld's Costanza family holiday of Festivus.
As the quote of the family was "Festivus for the rest of us," the Fucktivus version is "Fucktivus for the drunk of us."
From: Hipster variant of Seinfeld's Costanza family holiday of Festivus.
As the quote of the family was "Festivus for the rest of us," the Fucktivus version is "Fucktivus for the drunk of us."
Dude 1: Dude! Are you going to the Fucktivus softball game? We're bringing the keg to the field!
Dude 2: Dude! Would I ever miss the opportunity to drink enough that it is a bad idea for me to be swinging a blunt object?
Dude 2: Dude! Would I ever miss the opportunity to drink enough that it is a bad idea for me to be swinging a blunt object?
by forthedrunkofus August 19, 2008
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