fucktube

His dick slid easily inside her soppy wet fucktube until she was sitting on his balls.
by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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fucktubes

A simple expletive often used when something goes horribly awry, often at the worst of times, and not aimed at a person specifically. Considered similar to bollocks or shit but with more comedy effect.
Employee #1: Oh...fucktubes!

Employee #2: What?

Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.

Employee #2: So?

Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.

Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!
by dogsounds September 12, 2007
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