chris50M's definitions

chat line

For losers, geeks, who can't get sex, laid, with a real person in real life. Therefore the reason you see all the late night, sex ad's on TV for talk lines.

John is such a loser he calls 900 numbers
Sally was on the teen chat line rubbing poochie.

by chris50M January 9, 2006

Tub Farter

A person, male or female, typically a teen who farts in a bath tub full of water and pops the bubbles to smell the water filtered fart.

Tom farts in the tub then smells it!
sally is a tub farter.

by chris50M January 12, 2006

dynamite

A tampon, or rag that is currently in use, which generally means guys are out of commission.

Julie is riding the dynamite stick
Anne is having her period
Bob is not getting any this week, danyelle is on the rag

by chris50M January 13, 2006

bolderdash

The term you use when you have just had the best, unexpected sex, and later find out the youngin is underage..

Did you hear, Pete scored with Courtney and later found out she was jail bait.. whoa bolderdash!

Joan, gave it up for Sam, but joan is Bolderdash

by chris50M January 13, 2006

HTW

Verb: meaning Hide The Weenine, a game you play with your date, whereby you try to find as many places you can to slide your dick into her body.

Danielle played Hide the weenie (HTW) with Tim.
Girls today think HTW is just something else to do on a date

by chris50M January 13, 2006

dipsucker

V: The art of self sucking ones own cock, blowjob, with the intent to and final achievement of bringing yourself to orgasm, masturbation, whereby tasting your own Boy Pudding, sperm, filling your mouth to the brim.

Glenn is a Dipsucker.
Chuck sucks his own cock
Cobie likes the taste of his own sperm
Good to the last drop

by chris50M January 20, 2006

fuck tube

N: The hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff cock into. Also see, cunt,.

Anna gor her fuck tube filled of sperm last night
Sally has the best most fuckable fuck tube

by chris50M April 4, 2006