fuckness 

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.

FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?

fuckness by Isabelle November 15, 2003

Fuckness 

Complete and entire rediculousness, absurdity,

She said Brad Pitt wasn't her " type" what fuckness!

Fuckness by Kèta October 5, 2013

Fuckness 

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.

1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."

Fuckness by James Pollack August 19, 2008

fuckness 

a term meaning "fuck" but more cooler sounding with a plural type ending

HOLY fuckness that dude is fine!!!!!!!

fuckness by brokenhearted27 June 19, 2009

Fuckness 

The state, quality or measure of being fucked.

Fuckness

Example 1 (State): OMG! I crashed my parents car. I am sooo fucked!!!
Example 2 (Quality): OMG! I crashed my parents car. I am grade A fucked bro!!!
Example 3 (Measure): OMG! I crashed my parents car. I am fucked beyond all belief!!!

Fuckness by Mindset89 January 21, 2016

Fuckness 

When state of everything being fucked up.

My ex was so insecure, going to parties was total fuckness.

Fuckness by Countrylishes December 30, 2019

fuckness 

a thing full of fuck

What in the unholy name of ass is this fuckness?

fuckness by marshalthegreat November 19, 2024