funktress

An extremely intelligent female, gifted in the ways of social interactions. Very likely to have large groups of raving fans and swarms of followers doting on every word that falls from her lips.

Person A: Wow, that girl over there has about 50 guys trying to ask her to dinner.

Person B: Which one?

Person A: The one over there, proving the Gram-Schmidt process on the white board over there in Hesburgh.

Person B: Oh I see. She is quite the funktress, indeed.

by Infiniti McDougal December 7, 2012

Funktriss

A hot young girl who is hip and urban --with better style than most actresses, that leads a really cool life which leaves other females jealous.

That funktriss is too hot for this place, look at all the other females hating on her.

by Cara DeGregorio December 16, 2005

Monkeys of funkyness

The coolest damn monkeys in the world.

When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."

Chris: "Want to come over on Friday?"
Sooz: "Monkeys of funkyness!"

by sooz_the_great April 20, 2006

fuckstress

noun, a female copulator

He paused while the audience applauded them, all the while lifting the tiny fuckstress up and down on his schlong.

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Funkstress

A funky, sassy, hip female. Usually a badass sense of style and everything else.

Wow, i like your style, you're a funkstress.

by fdb7 March 27, 2011

fucktress

adj. A sexy beast that loves to get all slutty.
n. Sassy

That Sassy... I mean damn. Did you see her draped in that flag? She's such a fucktress.

by Bob W April 3, 2006

funkresh

To be of funk. Dropping beats not BA BA bombs!

You are totally funkresh.

by megry April 14, 2008