fucklessness 

fuck-less-ness (n): the state of having no sex, or lack of fuck.
Nookieless

1.his fucklessness started when he stopped using deoderant
2.becasue i left my whore, im in a constant state of fucklessness
3. Thanks to your moms fucklessness, i couldnt get any last night.

fucklessness by Jizzle the homie shizz nit August 8, 2004

fucklessness 

The state of a straight virgin individual who cannot get any ass and as a result resorts to transvestites and transsexuals yet still cannot get any poonanny. The only option left is the use of cylinder based objects ie. beer bottles, wine glasses, wooden chair legs, vacuum hose

jimmy's fucklessness led him to fantasize daily about his mahogany fireplace poker that reeked of ball sweat from previous encounters.

fucklessness by gbiscuit April 13, 2011

Fucklessness - 

1) The state of being without, or having recently given your last Fuck.

-Fucklessness - ( fuk-les-nes ) adj.

They were disheartened by his fucklessness yet somehow admired the freedom of his heart not having even one Fuck left to give.

Fucklessness - by Poki~Naut January 16, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022