Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

-Ian: Ladies, please stop posting vague status updates that are obviously directed at one person, and yet are somehow are supposed to solicit our sympathy and giveafuckness.

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Wow thanks a LOT for that thing that you did. I'm NEVER talking to you again!!!"
-Ian: "Giveafuckness level: 0."

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Brad told me all about that thing you did at summer camp. WOW skank much?"
-Ian: "That's great that whoever you're talking about did something at some place, and that this 'Brad' guy told you about it, but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck!"

Guy 1: "Duuude, have you seen my latest status update???"
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, but the amount of giveafuckness I'd need was too f*ckin' high.

Facebook friend posts: Ugh counting till 10 is so hard...

Giveafuckness level 0

"Ladies, please stop posting vague status updates that are obviously directed at one person, and yet, are somehow supposed to solicit our sympathy and giveafuckness."

Facebook statuses:

"Well thanks A LOT for that thing you did. I'm NEVER talking to you again!!!"
-Giveafuckness level 0