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a person who has no redeeming values or qualities, who simply exists, and with their existence does nothing but complain and take from the world. they provide nothing in the way of stimulating conversation, great personality, etc. they simply take up space and own a body.
"Gee, he's such a useless fuckstain."
fuckstain by caiaphas December 14, 2006
1:The unintentional remnants, Dried or moist, of Seminal and/or Vaginal fluid typically found on any surface where intercorse has been performed.
2:A person or persons who are a waste.
1:I screwed my Girlfriends brains out last night and now My sheets have fuckstain's all over them

2: That guy is a total Fuckstain.
Fuckstain by Anonymous November 20, 2002

fuckstink 

Noun. The lingering smell of recent copulation, either in the air, or more usually, on a person.
Don't go in that bedroom; it reeks of fuckstink!!

Hey man, you need to go take a shower and get that fuckstink off you.

So I went to go down on my boyfriend, but I had to stop 'cause of his awful fuckstink!
fuckstink by Vagi May 23, 2008

Fuckstank 

The maloderous cloud of sweat, theramones and other bodily fluids that remains in a room following sex.
I walked back into the room after the orgy, and was immediately hit in the face by fuckstank.
Fuckstank by Blues Boy October 30, 2009
Any person who is reprehensible, considered to be subhuman trash.
All cops are fuckstains.
fuckstain by cop hater July 17, 2003

Fuckstonishing

Absolutley astonishing to the point where it's fucked - This word was first created by Taso Du Val and is currently the only result on Google that will come up if you Google "fuckstonishing". Thanks Taso, your creativity is helping mankind progress.
Chris: "Wow, did you see that triple play with the New York Yankees?"

Taso: "Yea, that was absolutley fuckstonishing. Couldn't believe Jeter pulled that off."

Chris: "what?...fuckstonishing?"
Fuckstonishing by Christos K December 24, 2006
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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