Fuckstang

When a chick sits on and rides your face while jerking you off with one hand and making a lasso motion with the other.

I went to this crazy orgy and this chick was doing the fuckstang.

by XXXFuckstangLoverXXX December 1, 2014

fucksta

not about it. fake. fuck boy. bitch nigga

that nigga a fucksta.
you a fucksta.
i bodied that fucksta.
that fucksta aint shit

by bdkGD December 3, 2013

Fucktangular

An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.

Did you hear what's happening in the Middle East?

Yeah, its fucktangular

by lolersaurus December 4, 2018

Fucksman

A man who is a master in the art of the seduction of the opposite sex for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

Did John score with the chick he picked up last night?

Yeah, he's a Fucksman!

by ferlincletus December 15, 2009

Fuckstunned

When there is clearly only a single option in a situation and someone asks "What do I do?"

When sitting in the drive through and asked to "pull up to the first window"

a customer asks "where do I go?" (in this situation the customer is Fuckstunned)

by Luvbird October 21, 2010

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

Fucktangle

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019