fuckrun

having sex while running

look at those people fuckrunning

by joe dirt October 28, 2003

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Fuckruptcy

A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.

"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"

"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."

by Mollena May 23, 2013

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fuckdrunk

the feeling you get after a session of awesome foreplay followed by passionate sex and screaming into a pillow that leaves you out of breath and unable to move except to give a thumbs up to your significant other.

i love being fuckdrunk why does the phone have to ring?

by that girl that invented it. November 15, 2010

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Fuckrupt

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.

'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.

by Artemis Depthcharge October 19, 2010

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