fuckmunch 

someone who is a complete and utter moron

He is such a fuckmunch.

fuckmunch by Asshead February 17, 2003

fuckmunch 

where a girl is getting both fucked and having her pussy eaten at the same time by either a guy or a girl

"I was fuckmunched"

fuckmunch by Tyler Durden April 18, 2003

Fuckmunch 

An insulting name to call someone or something.

Go to hell, fuckmunch!

Fuckmunch by CorpseYokel August 19, 2018

fuckmunch 

what one is said to have eaten for breakfast the morning of the day they are really shitty or having a really bad day.

a) damn dude did u eat some fuckmunch this morning?
b) god he must have had some fuckmunch this morning

fuckmunch by napoleondynamite June 4, 2005

Fuckmunch 

I dunno, but I'm betting it tastes good... You a gamblin' man?

Shi' yo, tha' be some hardcore fuckmunch yo's got!

Fuckmunch by Dutty Crimson November 15, 2004

fuckmunch 

When you're getting head from your partner and they're completely missing every g-spot you have.

He was giving me head last night and totally fuckmunched it...

fuckmunch by DJdubby February 24, 2015

Fuckmance 

1. Ardent, physical attachment or involvement between two people, usually focusing on sexual prowess, to the exclusion of all other traits or qualities. 2. Short-lived, intense, whirlwind relationship between two people who are incapable of contemplating any future beyond the next orgasm.

They're too busy enjoying their fuckmance to remember anyone else exists.

Fuckmance by lynlyn April 20, 2010