fuckmunch

someone who is a complete and utter moron

He is such a fuckmunch.

by Asshead February 17, 2003

fuckmunch

where a girl is getting both fucked and having her pussy eaten at the same time by either a guy or a girl

"I was fuckmunched"

by Tyler Durden April 18, 2003

fuckmunch

what one is said to have eaten for breakfast the morning of the day they are really shitty or having a really bad day.

a) damn dude did u eat some fuckmunch this morning?
b) god he must have had some fuckmunch this morning

by napoleondynamite June 04, 2005

fuckmunch

When you're getting head from your partner and they're completely missing every g-spot you have.

He was giving me head last night and totally fuckmunched it...

by DJdubby February 24, 2015

fuckmuncher

one who munches a fuck.

lacey, the fuckmuncher, munched jason and stephanie's fuck.

by jared gordon guy September 26, 2009

Fuckmunch

An insulting name to call someone or something.

Go to hell, fuckmunch!

by CorpseYokel August 19, 2018

fuckmuncher

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.

A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.

by Max May 29, 2003