Asshead's definitions

Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

by Asshead December 28, 2005

Cheif the Bleezy

Smoke Marijuana (a term used by old ass narcs trying to be hip to the weed scene)

you children should be in cheifing the homework...not out with your friends cheifing the bleezy. School is cool.

by asshead September 26, 2003

electric election

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.

by Asshead May 17, 2003

ass lag

when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off

i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started

by Asshead May 17, 2003

doie

duh

2+2=4

doie!

by Asshead May 13, 2003

LUE trinity

goatse, tubgirl and the harlequin fetus

i linked him to the trinity

by Asshead April 25, 2003

soad

1 suck off and die

2 System of a Down

i hate you please soad

by Asshead February 18, 2003