11 definition by Asshead

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Our lord that art in cheese.
Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.
by Asshead December 06, 2005

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someone who is a complete and utter moron
He is such a fuckmunch.
by Asshead February 17, 2003

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very helpful advice
It appears suicide is your only option
by Asshead February 17, 2003

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by Asshead May 13, 2003

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Smoke Marijuana (a term used by old ass narcs trying to be hip to the weed scene)
you children should be in cheifing the homework...not out with your friends cheifing the bleezy. School is cool.
by asshead September 26, 2003

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when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off
i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started
by Asshead May 17, 2003

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goatse, tubgirl and the harlequin fetus
i linked him to the trinity
by Asshead April 25, 2003

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