fuckmunch

someone who is a complete and utter moron
He is such a fuckmunch.
by Asshead February 17, 2003
mugGet the fuckmunchmug.

electric election

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago
Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.
by Asshead May 17, 2003
mugGet the electric electionmug.

Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.
Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.
by Asshead December 28, 2005
mugGet the Cheesus Crustmug.

Cheif the Bleezy

Smoke Marijuana (a term used by old ass narcs trying to be hip to the weed scene)
you children should be in cheifing the homework...not out with your friends cheifing the bleezy. School is cool.
by asshead September 26, 2003
mugGet the Cheif the Bleezymug.

ass lag

when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off
i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started
by Asshead May 17, 2003
mugGet the ass lagmug.

ASS

That guy was such an ass
by Asshead February 17, 2003
mugGet the ASSmug.

doie

2+2=4

doie!
by Asshead May 13, 2003
mugGet the doiemug.