Definitions by Asshead

Cheesus Crust 

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

Cheesus Crust by Asshead December 28, 2005

Cheif the Bleezy

Smoke Marijuana (a term used by old ass narcs trying to be hip to the weed scene)

you children should be in cheifing the homework...not out with your friends cheifing the bleezy. School is cool.

Cheif the Bleezy by asshead September 26, 2003

ass lag 

when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off

i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started

ass lag by Asshead May 17, 2003

electric election 

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.

electric election by Asshead May 17, 2003

doie 

duh

2+2=4

doie!

doie by Asshead May 13, 2003

LUE trinity 

goatse, tubgirl and the harlequin fetus

i linked him to the trinity

LUE trinity by Asshead April 25, 2003

soad

1 suck off and die

2 System of a Down

i hate you please soad

soad by Asshead February 18, 2003