Fuckrupt 

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.

'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.

Fuckrupt by Artemis Depthcharge October 19, 2010

Fuckrupt 

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.

'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.

Fuckrupt by Artemis Depthcharge October 21, 2010

fuckrupt 

adj. noun - pron: fuk-rupt
1. To be bankrupt.
2. Specifically, the "Bankrupt" on Wheel of Fortune.

1. Vodafone sent a sms about "premium charges" and Slu reckons they suck everyone in with their good deals, then smash the prices up and everyone goes fuckrupt.
2. "Oh and what's it going to beeeeeeee!!!?! Oh! Come onnnnnn! OOOOHHHHH! Well that's a Fuckrupt and your entire cash total is gone! So unlucky since this is the tail end of the final round! But don't worry! THERE'S STILL TIME!"

fuckrupt by Cabji January 31, 2005

Fuckruptcy 

A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.

"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"

"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."

Fuckruptcy by Mollena May 23, 2013

Fuckruptcy 

The act of giving so few fucks that, in time, you will be in give-a-fuck debt and unable to pay back all of that debt. Declaring fuckruptcy is a good way to elminate your give-a-fuck debt and start over

Jangles gave so few fucks over the course of his career that after five years he had to declare fuckruptcy. Last I heard he still didn't give a fuck.

Fuckruptcy by Mr_BoJangles March 23, 2013

fuckuptitude 

A talent for fucking up. A portmanteau of 'fuckup' and 'aptitude' (duh!).

Don't let Joe near heavy equipment - he passed his fuckuptitude test with flying colors.

fuckuptitude by arcadiy August 22, 2016

Fuckupted 

Something that went horribly wrong. Something very unpleasant.

She said she looks like Janet Jackson, came out looking like Freddy Jackson.
"man that's fuckupted"

Fuckupted by Ravenett July 7, 2012