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fuckmuncher 

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.
A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.
fuckmuncher by Max May 29, 2003

Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.
Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."
Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011

fuckmunch 

someone who is a complete and utter moron
He is such a fuckmunch.
fuckmunch by Asshead February 17, 2003

fuckpuncher

One who punches fucks; a degrading term usually spewed when too angry to think of anything clever to call the person/thing.
(while cooking quesadillas, and burning them) Come on you miserable little fuckpuncher frying pan! Stop burning my damn food!
fuckpuncher by Drucilla :] December 24, 2008

fuckmunch 

where a girl is getting both fucked and having her pussy eaten at the same time by either a guy or a girl
"I was fuckmunched"
fuckmunch by Tyler Durden April 18, 2003

Fuckmunch 

An insulting name to call someone or something.
Go to hell, fuckmunch!
Fuckmunch by CorpseYokel August 19, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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