fuckmuncher 

one who munches a fuck.

lacey, the fuckmuncher, munched jason and stephanie's fuck.

fuckmuncher by jared gordon guy September 26, 2009

fuckmuncher 

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.

A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.

fuckmuncher by Max May 29, 2003

Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.

Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."

Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011

fuckmunch 

someone who is a complete and utter moron

He is such a fuckmunch.

fuckmunch by Asshead February 17, 2003

fuckpuncher

One who punches fucks; a degrading term usually spewed when too angry to think of anything clever to call the person/thing.

(while cooking quesadillas, and burning them) Come on you miserable little fuckpuncher frying pan! Stop burning my damn food!

fuckpuncher by Drucilla :] December 24, 2008

fuckmunch 

where a girl is getting both fucked and having her pussy eaten at the same time by either a guy or a girl

"I was fuckmunched"

fuckmunch by Tyler Durden April 18, 2003

Fuckmunch 

An insulting name to call someone or something.

Go to hell, fuckmunch!

Fuckmunch by CorpseYokel August 19, 2018