fucklore

When somebody embellishes their sexual encounters, until it sounds like something that is definitely made up.

Dick #1: Hey dude, did you hear that Tim did 8 chicks at the same time.

Dick #2: Yeah, man. But I don't think it's true. It's definitely fucklore.

by M. A. Peabody. February 10, 2009

fuckdore

Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.

Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!

by Funny Moms November 16, 2016

fucksore

A sore, rash, contusion, abrasion, scab, or other blemish caused from sexual contact.

also:

A jerk; a fool.

alternate spellings: fuck sore, fuck-sore, fuckosaurus

The guy with the jester hat is such a rotten fucksore.

by brandoV March 25, 2009

fuckzored

The 1337 way to pwn,own or utterly destroy someone/something.

e.g 'WhHAhahhahHHA...dude... like..seriously, i just fuckzored joo!oneone!1!!1!!!oneoneone!!1!!!'

by 13370R January 25, 2005

fuckcore

The next level of hardcore. So unbelievably intense that the average human cannot withstand it. So amazing it's painful, or lethal. It takes a spirit made of solid steel to be fuckcore at anything.

1) That man was such a fuckcore Christian that he probably jacks off to the bible.

2) Joe did a triple backflip on his bike, his BMX skills are unparalleled fuckcore.

by Zurenriri October 18, 2008

Mt. Fuckmore

An large pile of laundry, often found in homes with more than 2 residents whom share a communal laundry & related duties. Word is used by the person who thinks they have finally finished washing the heaping pile only to find more dirty laundry and realizes: "fuck, there's more!" Yes folks, there always is.

I have to go home and tackle Mt. Fuckmore before the weekend so I have something to wear Saturday night.

by spottedtan September 21, 2009

Fuckorexic

Girl who is so desperate to get laid she stops eating.

College girls who are so insecure from the beer gut they have procured form binge drinking and eating late-night pizza, they go ano just to get some head.

Desparado.

"Dude, Brilli lost so much weight! She looks hot!"

"Yeah dude, it's cuz she be fuckorexic!"

by Camper567 December 15, 2011