A promiscuous fat bitch with low self-esteem who allows pretty much any guy to stick their dick all up in her lard and fuck it. A hulled-out fucklard takes on the unique distinction of being referred to as an inanimate object rather than a person with a name. This phenomenon is what makes a seasoned fucklard so easy to bone since you don't need small talk or even an introduction to use something that is just laying around any way. Being inanimate also makes a fucklard easier to find since it will be wherever you left it; you can simply stow one away in a bedroom for use as a cum dumpster at a house party and rest assured it will make no attempt to join the party, (it's an object, right?) and no attempt to reject a random penis from plunging boldly into its greasy lard holes and administering a vaginal beatdown.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

Floppy pieces of flesh in the waist area suitable for holding onto during sexual intercourse.

to fuck a big piece of fat lard (pretty sour shit)