fucklard

A promiscuous fat bitch with low self-esteem who allows pretty much any guy to stick their dick all up in her lard and fuck it. A hulled-out fucklard takes on the unique distinction of being referred to as an inanimate object rather than a person with a name. This phenomenon is what makes a seasoned fucklard so easy to bone since you don't need small talk or even an introduction to use something that is just laying around any way. Being inanimate also makes a fucklard easier to find since it will be wherever you left it; you can simply stow one away in a bedroom for use as a cum dumpster at a house party and rest assured it will make no attempt to join the party, (it's an object, right?) and no attempt to reject a random penis from plunging boldly into its greasy lard holes and administering a vaginal beatdown.

Wazup, bro? I'm not trying to tell you how to use your fucklard, but after roughly 30 guys used it last night, you may want to clean it out before using it again. I have a pressure washer you can borrow, if you want; there's plenty of room in there to use it.

by NealTNT December 12, 2010

fucklard

Floppy pieces of flesh in the waist area suitable for holding onto during sexual intercourse.

1. Look at John, he's got a ton of fucklard about him.
2. I love it when John grabs me by the fucklard and rams me hard.

by The_Dolphin June 24, 2005

fucklard

to fuck a big piece of fat lard (pretty sour shit)

No way look the menu has fucklard my favorite piece of shitfood.

by bitch hoe March 15, 2008

fucktard jesus

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.

When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.

"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"

by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Fuckward

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.

The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.

by AdilShah July 12, 2022