fuckload

Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.

That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

fuckload

(n.) 1. A whole fucking lot.

"I got a fuckload of money from winning the lottery."

by Razukin December 02, 2002

fuckload

10 shitloads

I've got a fuckload of work to do today.

by Spruce December 07, 2003

fuckload

A unit of measurement quantified by a man locked away in a dark room in Paris, equalling the amount of ejaculate produced by said man's orgasms.

When we bukakked that girl, there must have been 10 fuckloads on her face alone.

by BFS January 10, 2005

fuckload

More than a shitload. An unfathomable amount, a larger-than-large quantity.

You're walking down the hall at work and your boss calls out, "how's your day going?" You answer, "Fuckloads of busy!"

by rudymcnasty May 29, 2009

fuckload

Assuming a fuck lasts 5 minutes, and the speed is 20 thrusts per minute of 5 inches at a time and a penile cross-section of 2 inches squared, a fuckload would be 1000 cubic inches.

I have a fuckload of work to do, I'll go out another time.

by dmxp May 17, 2005

fuckload

1. - the quantity of ejaculate from a single ejaculation caused by sexual intercourse

2. - a great quantity not related to a specific number

3. - a great number; technically the average number of sperm in an ejaculation caused by sexual intercourse, which is 162,000,000.

I haven't counted them, but there are a fuckload of stars in the Milky Way Galaxy.

by henderpa August 04, 2008