fucklag

The result of fucking so much and to the point that one is physically and mentally exhausted from the process that they need an ample amount of sleep to regain energy and thus being able to perform daily tasks, along with more fucking. It is similar to being jet-lagged, but from fucking too much.

Blake: Dude, Ashley and I fucked for 8 hours last night, I'm exhausted.

Pierce: You must have a seriously bad case of fucklag.

fucklag by GlazeCraze June 11, 2009

fuckbag

someone who is a fucking idiot and probably should be shot

listen up you stupid fuckbag!

fuckbag by nicole January 8, 2005

Fuckland with an A 

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.

"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."

Fuckland with an A by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007

freshman fuckbag 

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.

Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."

freshman fuckbag by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014

Fuckland, USA 

A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.

Welcome to Fuckland, USA, all you have to do is bend over and crack a smile!

Fuckland, USA by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

Juicy Fuckbag 

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

Juicy Fuckbag by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009

fuckage 

when nothing goes your way; everything you touch turns to shit

Today has been total fuckage!!!

fuckage by Moon Wizard March 31, 2009