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fucklag

The result of fucking so much and to the point that one is physically and mentally exhausted from the process that they need an ample amount of sleep to regain energy and thus being able to perform daily tasks, along with more fucking. It is similar to being jet-lagged, but from fucking too much.
Blake: Dude, Ashley and I fucked for 8 hours last night, I'm exhausted.

Pierce: You must have a seriously bad case of fucklag.
by GlazeCraze June 11, 2009
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fuckbag

someone who is a fucking idiot and probably should be shot
by nicole January 8, 2005
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Fuckland with an A

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.
"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."
by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007
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freshman fuckbag

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."
by Herb Crowbasket January 16, 2014
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Fuckland, USA

A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.
Welcome to Fuckland, USA, all you have to do is bend over and crack a smile!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021
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Juicy Fuckbag

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.
by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009
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fuckage

when nothing goes your way; everything you touch turns to shit
Today has been total fuckage!!!
by Moon Wizard March 31, 2009
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