fuckwagon 

One whom wields so much fucking bullshit that they must have a wagon attatched to their ass to carry it all.

Eric: "Hey Billy, I had your mother last night."
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."

Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."

Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"

fuckwagon by KaiKai June 30, 2007

fuckwagon 

1)One who treats his 'friends' terribly, must always argue about everything.
2)One who must always be right, and always be the best at whatever is unders discussion at the given time.
3)One who might talk out both sides of their mouth, a backstabber, an asshole.

"Man, that Tim has been a real FUCKWAGON lately."
"No shit."

fuckwagon by guessieus-whosieus January 11, 2004

ye old fuckwagon 

When presenting the word fuckwagon to others and emphasizing it in an old English way. Usually done to those you dislike making yourself seem sarcastic.

"Look over there."

"Ah yes, ye old fuckwagon is coming over."

ye old fuckwagon by postinspector June 29, 2018

fuckadongdong 

Fuckadongdong is a world that is gaining increasing usage amongst the urban elite in Singapore. Originally posted by a fan of a popular supernatural/paranormal live Facebook show, Supernatural Confessions, this multifunctional word can be used as a noun or an exclamation and has enjoyed a wide variety of creative applications.

What the fuckadongdong is happening here?
I wanna fuckadongdong you like crazy!
The fuckadongdong pervert told everyone he went for satay.
I am fuckadondong tired right now...

fuckadongdong by BadBoiBotak July 17, 2021

Fuckalong Cassidy 

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.

Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

Fuckalong Cassidy by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021

fuckaroni 

Like saying fuck but better. Said in a situation of extreme emotion. Has nothing to do with macaroni.

person 1: heyy i broke ur phone.
person 2: fuckaroni!

fuckaroni by kc wasabi February 8, 2010

Fuckbacon

Fuckbacon is one word out of many to call a penis. It is a word used mostly by West Virginians and people of trashy lifestyles such as RedNecks, Hillbillys, White Trash,Truckers, etc.

1. Hey there little lady,would yins like to slide up on my fuckbacon?
2. Oh my, Suzanne, did you see the size of Jeds fuckbacon?

Fuckbacon by Drizzy1333 October 4, 2009