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Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker
When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017
Related Words
fuckfie • fuckfield • fuck fiend • fuckie • fuckfinger • fuckfish • fuckpiece • fuckiest • fuckified • fuckries
number one fuckie
1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
number one fuckie by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012
FuckFestP
FuckFestP Aka Dodge Peck aka LTNAP aka Balenciaga P is referred to as FuckFeckP when in a text thread by his lack of conversational participation in a contributional manner. He usually chimes in on a conversation with a quick and sometimes out of context "Lol". He also has a reputation for asking about sports betting action for none other than trolling purposes.
He is referred to as FuckFestP because of his sex and action addiction. When acting his part under one of his other nicknames, he's a great guy but FuckFestP is just a classic douchebag that you should stay away from.
He is referred to as FuckFestP because of his sex and action addiction. When acting his part under one of his other nicknames, he's a great guy but FuckFestP is just a classic douchebag that you should stay away from.
FuckFestP by Jake Pounder February 8, 2019
Fuckfence
Candlesniffing fuckfence, go climb a wall of dicks
fuckfest
Craig : So how did it go last night did you get laid?
Chad : You bet I went to Kiersten's apartment and we had a regular fuckfest I doubt if she can even walk straight today!
Craig : Damn dude how are you so lucky!
Chad : Well It's not really luck it's just my 14 inch cock that drives the girls wild!
Kelli : Hey Chad wanna stop by my place tonight and have a fuckfest?
Chad : Sure babe but I have to take care of business at Sara's first!
Kelli: Oh boy can't wait see ya later big boy!
Chad : Ya see Craig girls just love a big cock!
Craig : Wow wish I had A 14 inch cock!
Chad : You bet I went to Kiersten's apartment and we had a regular fuckfest I doubt if she can even walk straight today!
Craig : Damn dude how are you so lucky!
Chad : Well It's not really luck it's just my 14 inch cock that drives the girls wild!
Kelli : Hey Chad wanna stop by my place tonight and have a fuckfest?
Chad : Sure babe but I have to take care of business at Sara's first!
Kelli: Oh boy can't wait see ya later big boy!
Chad : Ya see Craig girls just love a big cock!
Craig : Wow wish I had A 14 inch cock!
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Palmela Handerson
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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