Fuckfix

The act of bending a female over in front of an open fridge and having sex with her while she makes you a sandwich

I can't keep going until I get something to eat, let's fuckfix and you can make me a sandwich while I fuck you from behind

by LexusISF October 14, 2011

Fucklix

Literally Publix. A cultic grocery store where all the fucklix overlords circle jerk and the big boss man overly shares his fake friendship with everyone. It is a prison that brainwashes all of its employees until they are completely without a soul

Janice: I'm quiting this damn job. See ya later FUCKLIX!!!!

Bob: Did you here? Janice left fuckin FUCKLIX!! Let's get outa this bitch!!

Marcus: Thank you for shopping at Fucklix where shopping is a pleaaazure hehe 👉👌

by lskgdflaushdf December 2, 2020

flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete November 5, 2005

Fuckfizzle

A dude that starts out strong and hard, but becomes limp before the business is done.

Girl, he was a fuckfizzle! He put 10 inches in me and 2 minutes later it was 3 inches of dead dick. He ain't even cum before it got all soft and shit.

by Betdog November 9, 2012

fuckfinger

Your middle finger. The finger you give the finger with. Also possibly the finger you digit-fuck someone with.

He put out his hand and extended his fuckfinger right in my face.

by jochanan October 27, 2010

fuckfield

An open, typically rural, area used for dogging.

Oh my goodness. I had no idea this was a fuckfield.

by field_of_dreams January 15, 2017

fuckfin

nemo’s porn name. so christened because of his stellar endurance. the fish is fucking dynamite. fuckfin.

fish 1- did you catch that late nighter at the krusty krab?
fish 2- yeah, they showed an old fuckfin tape

by smithsfan12023 July 11, 2019