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Jaj
A slang word for semen. Derived from the Armenian word Jajdam which translates in English to Masturbate and or the act of ejaculating as well as the semen as a object. Jaj can be used to describe any white creamy substance that has spilled during consumption ie: ranch dressing, mayonnaise etc.. It is also a way of expressing ones success over another.
Hey bro you got some jaj on your shirt.

The Lakers jaj'd all over the Clippers tonight.
by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018

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A fellow from the hills of Studio City also known as "Boch" with a reputation for fondling women after they have fallen asleep in his presence. He is credited with catch phrases such as "oooops" (when ejaculating prematurely) as well as "blazeeeee"(when smoking marijuana). He was expelled at Ulysses S. Grant High School in Van Nuys in 1998 during a big drug sting.
"Yo bro I just pulled a Bonan"
Friend: You're going to jail so you might as well turn yourself in now.
by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018

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A way of verbally communicating immediate denial. Blatch can be used interchangeably with "Bitch" or "Batch" This term was founded by Krishna Evans in late 1999 during a Grant High School mens basketball fundraiser. It has since manifested its way into everyday use, especially at the Craps table at the Bellagio during March Madness.
Hey bro hook your boy up with a candy bar.

No Blatch! No free chocolates blatch!
by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018

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He's still legendary, Jewish and from Sherman Oaks but now Dodge Peck aka LTNAP has discovered the joys of Armenian Coo.

Since upping his wager amounts at Las Vegas casinos, LTNAP upgraded his status therefore transforming into Balenciaga P where he's the guy you want to be at Las Vegas nightclubs.

Balenciaga P does what he wants when he wants and wherever he wants in Las Vegas. Ladies beware!
I just savaged that fees coo Balenciaga P style!
by Jake Pounder February 05, 2019

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A hair stylist with a reputation for sleeping with her clients sometimes using dating applications to meet clients after having sex with them. She can be found at various swingers clubs throughout the greater Los Angeles area. Interchangeable with srkrvrgnr. A Suka is the Russian word for bitch/whore and vagina speaks for itself so it works.
Yo I'm gonna see Sukavagina tonight!
Friend: wear a condom because Sukavagina is a Jizz stadium!
by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018

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Not to be confused with cum-slut or cum dumpster, a Jizz Stadium is a woman who loves having men pump semen into her person.
Jynx Maze is a Jizz stadium!
by Jake Pounder September 19, 2018

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A sophomore wide receiver on the Cleveland Football Junior Varsity team in 1997/1997 who one day at a team practice exclaimed he punches with his right hand due to the excess of jewlery on his fingers. He will forever go down as a San Fernando Valley legend.
Yo Nigga Curtis what hand you hit with?

Yao nigguh, u know I hit wit my right hand. Das why I got all deez mufuckin ringz up on dis shit nigguh!
by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018

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