14 definitions by Jake Pounder

FuckFestP Aka Dodge Peck aka LTNAP aka Balenciaga P is referred to as FuckFeckP when in a text thread by his lack of conversational participation in a contributional manner. He usually chimes in on a conversation with a quick and sometimes out of context "Lol". He also has a reputation for asking about sports betting action for none other than trolling purposes.

He is referred to as FuckFestP because of his sex and action addiction. When acting his part under one of his other nicknames, he's a great guy but FuckFestP is just a classic douchebag that you should stay away from.
Oh no! Here comes FuckFeckP

That FuckFestP is a real asshole!
by Jake Pounder February 8, 2019
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A slang term in direct reference to the University of Connecticut women's basketball team. PDC: Please Da Clit
The Clit Pleezas jaj'd on UCLA last night!
Diana Taurasi, Sue Bird and Maya Moore can sure PDC!
by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018
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A sophomore wide receiver on the Cleveland Football Junior Varsity team in 1997/1997 who one day at a team practice exclaimed he punches with his right hand due to the excess of jewlery on his fingers. He will forever go down as a San Fernando Valley legend.
Yo Nigga Curtis what hand you hit with?

Yao nigguh, u know I hit wit my right hand. Das why I got all deez mufuckin ringz up on dis shit nigguh!
by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018
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When a specific athlete or team wins a bet for you. It is a slang term for fellatio but is specifically used in sports betting.
Tom Brady domed up everyone who bet on the Patriots last night.
by Jake Pounder September 22, 2018
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A way of verbally communicating immediate denial. Blatch can be used interchangeably with "Bitch" or "Batch" This term was founded by Krishna Evans in late 1999 during a Grant High School mens basketball fundraiser. It has since manifested its way into everyday use, especially at the Craps table at the Bellagio during March Madness.
Hey bro hook your boy up with a candy bar.

No Blatch! No free chocolates blatch!
by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018
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A person who constantly makes situation ruining and often life ruining mistakes. Often named Brian and or Ryan, a Snuff Arist seems to always make the wrong decisions and causes frustration due to his/her stupidity.
Brian is a major Snuff Arist.

Fuck Jarret Jack! He's such a Snuff Artist
by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018
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Abbreviation for Bird Trouble which expresses your significant other giving you grief. Every man with a partner experiences some form of BT (some worse than others) The term derives from track 3 "Bird Trouble" on UK Street Punk/Oi! Band Cock Sparrers 1994 album Guilty As Charged.
I can't go out tonight. My girl's giving me BT and I gotta deal with this shit!
by Jake Pounder September 22, 2018
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