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fuckedzone 

(n) Sort of a higher parallel to the friendzone.

This will generally happen when friends with benefits stop being beneficial and sometimes between ex-partners. One of the people does not want to associate with you for different reasons i.e. they have seen you naked and can’t see past that, they developed strong feelings for you or they don’t have feelings for you anymore, they just plain don’t like your sex game, etc. Instead of staying as your friend and just as friends, they don’t want to talk to you again. You lose the person you were shagging AND you lose a friend.

Hence, you’re fucked.
Person 1: Can we at least get some junk food and talk about this?

Person 2: No I really don’t want to drag this out. You give horrible blowjobs and now this feels weird to go back to friends.

Person 1: I guess I’m in the fuckedzone then.
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Fuckzone 

A particularly disappointing metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants a sexual relationship. It is impossible to get emotionally invested in someone while in the fuckzone, because, as friends with benefits , you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.
Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I only want to have casual sex
Person 1 is now relegated to just a fling held within the fuckzone
Fuckzone by cheshirecat90 November 30, 2018

dysfunctional fuckedupness 

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.
This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

fuckedupness 

Noun - 1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. A general state of "nothing going right" over time, whereas 1 (above) shows a specific level to which something is fucked up.
3. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
4. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.

Fuckedupness is a noun, where as fucked up itself is an adjective.
Example for #1 above: The level of fuckedupness at the company was higher than usual.

Example for #2 above: The Bush presidency suffers from fuckedupness.

Example for #3 above: John drank so many beers his level of fuckedupness was off the Breathalyzer.

Example for #4 above: The fuckedupness of one's whole family dying in a car wreck is incalculable
fuckedupness by Charles Dalmas December 24, 2008

fuckzoned 

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship.
He hasn't called me back yet. Do you think he will call me back?

No. You've been fuckzoned.
fuckzoned by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012

State of Fuckedness 

New Jersey
"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"

fuckzone 

It's like the friendzone kinda but the person you like only sees you as fucking material and not someone to have a potential relationship with.
You: I like you a lot, actually.
Him/Her: Well then, wanna be friends with benefits? I'll let you give me head.
You: (shit, I've been fuckzoned)
fuckzone by findmercury June 23, 2013