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by theonewhoflops July 1, 2018
Get the Reefing mug.(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.
by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017
Get the monster nap mug.When a person's face is at its normal resting position, but they seem to not know what is going on or who they even are. They tend to have a very confused or almost drug induced look.
by theonewhoflops February 9, 2018
Get the Resting Dip-shit Face mug.You hear about the Instagram supermodel hitting a lightpole while flashing her tits out the window of a car? (Yes, this actually happened.)
Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023
Get the White Girl Valhalla mug.(n) Sort of a higher parallel to the friendzone.
This will generally happen when friends with benefits stop being beneficial and sometimes between ex-partners. One of the people does not want to associate with you for different reasons i.e. they have seen you naked and can’t see past that, they developed strong feelings for you or they don’t have feelings for you anymore, they just plain don’t like your sex game, etc. Instead of staying as your friend and just as friends, they don’t want to talk to you again. You lose the person you were shagging AND you lose a friend.
Hence, you’re fucked.
This will generally happen when friends with benefits stop being beneficial and sometimes between ex-partners. One of the people does not want to associate with you for different reasons i.e. they have seen you naked and can’t see past that, they developed strong feelings for you or they don’t have feelings for you anymore, they just plain don’t like your sex game, etc. Instead of staying as your friend and just as friends, they don’t want to talk to you again. You lose the person you were shagging AND you lose a friend.
Hence, you’re fucked.
Person 1: Can we at least get some junk food and talk about this?
Person 2: No I really don’t want to drag this out. You give horrible blowjobs and now this feels weird to go back to friends.
Person 1: I guess I’m in the fuckedzone then.
Person 2: No I really don’t want to drag this out. You give horrible blowjobs and now this feels weird to go back to friends.
Person 1: I guess I’m in the fuckedzone then.
by theonewhoflops May 8, 2023
Get the fuckedzone mug.Type of condition that causes Americans to be generally uninterested or refuse to easily research other countries politics, culture, ideologies, etc. Americans suffering from this American Ignorance think that American politics is the world's politics.
Person1 displays common traits of American Ignorance.
Scenario 1
Person 1: OH MY GOD! Can you believe India only outlawed acid throwing on women's faces in 2013?
Person 2: Yeah. I can. They're deeply religious and acid throwing was very common. They don't see women the same way as other countries.
Scenario 2
Person 1: European countries basically share the same cultures, right?
Person 2: I mean that's sort of a generalization.
Person 1: Dude really... What's the difference between Germans and Italians anyway?
Person 2: Do you know about the P.I.I.G.S.?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Just shut up before you say anything else stupid.
Scenario 3
Person 1: WAIT! Some African countries follow a different calendar?!
Person 2: Yes. Other countries thousands of years ago followed different ways to record time, and they're still recording their unique time and calendar today.
Person 1: Oh my god, America sucks! Why couldn't we learn about that in school?
Person 2: Some religions in America follow different calendars. You're just not that perceptive man.
Scenario 4
Person 1: Things could be worse in America. Look at how Saudi Arabia treats women.
Person 2: While that is true, that doesn't mean America doesn't have any issues. Stop using other countries ideals as a scapegoat to not want to improve America.
Scenario 1
Person 1: OH MY GOD! Can you believe India only outlawed acid throwing on women's faces in 2013?
Person 2: Yeah. I can. They're deeply religious and acid throwing was very common. They don't see women the same way as other countries.
Scenario 2
Person 1: European countries basically share the same cultures, right?
Person 2: I mean that's sort of a generalization.
Person 1: Dude really... What's the difference between Germans and Italians anyway?
Person 2: Do you know about the P.I.I.G.S.?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Just shut up before you say anything else stupid.
Scenario 3
Person 1: WAIT! Some African countries follow a different calendar?!
Person 2: Yes. Other countries thousands of years ago followed different ways to record time, and they're still recording their unique time and calendar today.
Person 1: Oh my god, America sucks! Why couldn't we learn about that in school?
Person 2: Some religions in America follow different calendars. You're just not that perceptive man.
Scenario 4
Person 1: Things could be worse in America. Look at how Saudi Arabia treats women.
Person 2: While that is true, that doesn't mean America doesn't have any issues. Stop using other countries ideals as a scapegoat to not want to improve America.
by theonewhoflops June 7, 2022
Get the American Ignorance mug.A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.
It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.
It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.
Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.
Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?
Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.
Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!
Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?
Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.
Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!
by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021
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