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(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.
Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.
Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.
Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."
Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.
Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"
Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?
Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.
Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"
Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?
by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025
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Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023
Get the White Girl Valhalla mug.(n) Sort of a higher parallel to the friendzone.
This will generally happen when friends with benefits stop being beneficial and sometimes between ex-partners. One of the people does not want to associate with you for different reasons i.e. they have seen you naked and can’t see past that, they developed strong feelings for you or they don’t have feelings for you anymore, they just plain don’t like your sex game, etc. Instead of staying as your friend and just as friends, they don’t want to talk to you again. You lose the person you were shagging AND you lose a friend.
Hence, you’re fucked.
This will generally happen when friends with benefits stop being beneficial and sometimes between ex-partners. One of the people does not want to associate with you for different reasons i.e. they have seen you naked and can’t see past that, they developed strong feelings for you or they don’t have feelings for you anymore, they just plain don’t like your sex game, etc. Instead of staying as your friend and just as friends, they don’t want to talk to you again. You lose the person you were shagging AND you lose a friend.
Hence, you’re fucked.
Person 1: Can we at least get some junk food and talk about this?
Person 2: No I really don’t want to drag this out. You give horrible blowjobs and now this feels weird to go back to friends.
Person 1: I guess I’m in the fuckedzone then.
Person 2: No I really don’t want to drag this out. You give horrible blowjobs and now this feels weird to go back to friends.
Person 1: I guess I’m in the fuckedzone then.
by theonewhoflops May 8, 2023
Get the fuckedzone mug.Type of condition that causes Americans to be generally uninterested or refuse to easily research other countries politics, culture, ideologies, etc. Americans suffering from this American Ignorance think that American politics is the world's politics.
Person1 displays common traits of American Ignorance.
Scenario 1
Person 1: OH MY GOD! Can you believe India only outlawed acid throwing on women's faces in 2013?
Person 2: Yeah. I can. They're deeply religious and acid throwing was very common. They don't see women the same way as other countries.
Scenario 2
Person 1: European countries basically share the same cultures, right?
Person 2: I mean that's sort of a generalization.
Person 1: Dude really... What's the difference between Germans and Italians anyway?
Person 2: Do you know about the P.I.I.G.S.?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Just shut up before you say anything else stupid.
Scenario 3
Person 1: WAIT! Some African countries follow a different calendar?!
Person 2: Yes. Other countries thousands of years ago followed different ways to record time, and they're still recording their unique time and calendar today.
Person 1: Oh my god, America sucks! Why couldn't we learn about that in school?
Person 2: Some religions in America follow different calendars. You're just not that perceptive man.
Scenario 4
Person 1: Things could be worse in America. Look at how Saudi Arabia treats women.
Person 2: While that is true, that doesn't mean America doesn't have any issues. Stop using other countries ideals as a scapegoat to not want to improve America.
Scenario 1
Person 1: OH MY GOD! Can you believe India only outlawed acid throwing on women's faces in 2013?
Person 2: Yeah. I can. They're deeply religious and acid throwing was very common. They don't see women the same way as other countries.
Scenario 2
Person 1: European countries basically share the same cultures, right?
Person 2: I mean that's sort of a generalization.
Person 1: Dude really... What's the difference between Germans and Italians anyway?
Person 2: Do you know about the P.I.I.G.S.?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Just shut up before you say anything else stupid.
Scenario 3
Person 1: WAIT! Some African countries follow a different calendar?!
Person 2: Yes. Other countries thousands of years ago followed different ways to record time, and they're still recording their unique time and calendar today.
Person 1: Oh my god, America sucks! Why couldn't we learn about that in school?
Person 2: Some religions in America follow different calendars. You're just not that perceptive man.
Scenario 4
Person 1: Things could be worse in America. Look at how Saudi Arabia treats women.
Person 2: While that is true, that doesn't mean America doesn't have any issues. Stop using other countries ideals as a scapegoat to not want to improve America.
by theonewhoflops June 7, 2022
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You're a cowboy with a sick ass trench coat, a sweet techy katana, and a six shooter revolver to start with and you'll get more guns and upgrades down the road. Your whole clan gets killed while you were on exile and you seek to kill all those responsible. Literally mixes a Western movie and a Kurosawa film before The Mandalorian did it.
The game was rated T for Teen but is more mature than you might think. If you have a Wii, a Wii Motion Plus controller and some free time, I would definitely recommend.
You're a cowboy with a sick ass trench coat, a sweet techy katana, and a six shooter revolver to start with and you'll get more guns and upgrades down the road. Your whole clan gets killed while you were on exile and you seek to kill all those responsible. Literally mixes a Western movie and a Kurosawa film before The Mandalorian did it.
The game was rated T for Teen but is more mature than you might think. If you have a Wii, a Wii Motion Plus controller and some free time, I would definitely recommend.
Guy1: Wanna talk about the best sword like game that came put for the Wii?
Guy2: Fuck yeah dude, I loved No More Heroes 2!
Guy1: Oh. I was talking about Red Steel 2. No More Heroes 2 looked good.
Guy2: What the fuck is a Red Steel 2 you weirdo?
Guy2: Fuck yeah dude, I loved No More Heroes 2!
Guy1: Oh. I was talking about Red Steel 2. No More Heroes 2 looked good.
Guy2: What the fuck is a Red Steel 2 you weirdo?
by theonewhoflops July 23, 2021
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It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.
It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.
Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.
Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?
Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.
Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!
Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?
Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.
Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!
by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021
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