fuckclump 

1. A number of bad things happening or grouped together.

2. An uninteligent or uncultured person.

1. "This new Labour government is one big fuckclump."

2. "Jeez, you're such a fuckclump sometimes."

fuckclump by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

fuckalupagus 

Someone who is a fuck-up, or someone who has screwed up a task badly. A riff on the Sesame Street character Snuffalupagus.

Way to go, fuckalupagus!

fuckalupagus by Mr Bird October 3, 2009

fucktrump 

When circumstances or management seem ridiculously out of control or unorganised

That idiot running this place is a total fucktrump dickhead

fucktrump by As I understand it Charlie March 20, 2017

fuckolupagus 

A teenage girl that has been fucked more times than her mom

That Tara girl is definitely a fuckolupagus.

fuckolupagus by fuck me like you hate me February 13, 2014

fucktrump 

fucktrump
Variations: fucktrumped; fucktrumping; fucktrumper

1: to engage in a sexual action or behavior which is perceived to be of varied value (higher or lower) or enact such action upon another, prior or following another, in response to or as preventative action against another.

2: a loud proclamation or excitable utterance which denotes a sexual act of the previously aforementioned nature. Tense may be altered to aford further definition as to whether an act as such has happened, will happen, is wanted or desired or is happening.

3: a term used to describe a feeling of malaise. (Particularly in the United States of America)

1. Thurston thought highly of his sexual prowess until he heard that Reginald could fucktrump his wife's clam with more diligence than he. (Thurtson got fucktrumped; Reginald is a successful fucktrumper and has fucktrumped Thurston's wife's clam from him for the foreseeable future if all other factors be equal)

2. "I want you to fucktrump my ass! I need a good fucktrumping!" Thurston's wife whispers to Reginald.

2b: "The duration of carnal penetrations perpetrated upon your wife prior to making my acquaintance received no accolades. A fucktrumping of great proportions did I pummel her clam with!" Said Reginald to Thurston.

2c: "FUCKTRUMP!!" Reginald screamed as he muddled Thurtston's wife's Clamato purse. (Similar to any grunt or noise made at the "money shot" moment in pornographic films.)

3: Whilst dwelling on the recent elopement of his wife with a man of unparalleled virility Thurston wept and gloomily kicked rocks down the alley muttering "Fucktrump. Fucktrump."

fucktrump by Baldbryan6 February 14, 2017

fuckclap 

the clapping noise/sound that you hear when you're having sex with a woman.
the sound that is being produced when giving a hard fuck

"wow, that was a really nice fuckclap"

fuckclap by djphoenix February 15, 2009

Fuckchump 

Someone who is very pretty, but exceptionally dim... but you so would.

Josh is such a fuckchump.

The bar was just wall to wall with fuckchumps.

Fuckchump by barnesly January 2, 2012